Thank god. When I went to cosmetology school, way back in the covered wagon days, I had terrible headaches from the nail products. You can imagine the odor when you have twenty students all working on sculpted nails at the same time. It was ghastly. They finally moved the manicuring program to another building because…

GOOD!! This is good!

She also Rick Rolled the audience:

Let me wildly venture an explanation for U.S. airlines’ failure:

Nothing will ever exceed Anthony Trollope’s fiction, so please don’t raise your hopes too high!

He can’t handle the Ruth.

Yes to the condoms. You might not be able to get pregnant but an STD that's been brewing since V Day is no joke.

It may be different in other places, but I like how this can also address a larger issue about agency - people in nursing homes are still people and still capable of making decisions about their own life. I hope they’re also giving out condoms and safe sex talks!

Well, it is a robot, and robots are used all the time to blow up ‘suspicious packages’. Most major city PDs have them.

I feel like my utter contempt for the wedding industrial complex and my bleeding heart empathy for the displaced just had a five-car collision.

My way: no bullets. You don’t get a firearm until you’re on the job for one year or 2500 hours. You can have a taser and your more seasoned partner can have a firearm. Rookies don’t get/need guns until they’ve proven themselves and have experience.

She is on point and angry. I like that about her.

Wait, OE comes in plastic bottles? Where the hell have I been?

“But on the other, it’s a direct reflection on society’s crybaby political correctness.”

“escape” by Carolyn Jessop is the most popular/a great place to start. ‘stolen innocence’ by elissa wall is my personal favorite

Here’s a link to Dr. Hern’s clinic for anyone interested in offering support directly to the people who work there, and here’s the National Network of Abortion Funds. The George Tiller Memorial Fund specifically goes to late abortions.

How was this misleading? She did indeed have a 32 week abortion. The difference is that her baby was not viable and she had to go through the rest of that before she had what is an abortion.

fuck off

The seagull in this gif is my hero.

I’m so glad for Sarah that not all of her family are shitlords. My heart breaks for the kids at the facility that aren’t that lucky. All of these military-style/hard labor camps for “troubled” teens should be illegal, they're abuse straight up.