engineerthefuture
engineerthefuture
engineerthefuture

...I am divorced I have found myself with a little extra cash...

Whelp we told the cops not to do it, so surely they won’t!”

Some dudes: “ after buying my 1 ton truck, 40 ft camper, ATVs, SXS, snowmobiles, jet skis, bass boat, ice house and Harleys, I can’t afford gas, damn commie liberals”

More likely, he wanted someone craven to his demands and without any moral compunction to do the right thing. Someone even more spineless than Pence, who at the very least, felt somewhat bound by the Constitution.

loved these back in the day. BUT anything over 4 digits is too too much

I had to climb over someone on a flight from LAX to Auckland. It was insane that he didn’t wake up - I tried talking to him, tapping him, straight-up shaking him - nope, he was facedown on his tray table, basically comatose, for more than half of the 13-hour flight. Meanwhile I took an OTC sleeping pill with two

If you think you wake up in the same position you were in when you fell asleep, you really ought to set up a camera to find out just how much people move in their sleep.

To better fit the analogy to reality, you prepaid your doctor for a procedure and then didn’t compensate you when the procedure never happened, and got banned from the hospital for 12 days.

Bingo. Health care, insurance, “long-term care” etc. It’s all designed to hoover up the money of middle and working class people, usually when they’re at a low point. Miss one payment, miss paying a fine, miss some time from work because you couldn’t work, things can go downhill really really fast, even if you think

Make it illegal for dealerships to do much of the sh*t they do.

“In fact, I went down in a helicopter with him.”

Yeah! What does a guy who worked in an...auto parts plant know about the automotive industry?! Who does this guy think he is, just waltzing into the UAW...29 years ago?! Surely he only received his position by being appointed by the...direction election of the union members....

I hope tomorrow goes better for you, buddy. 

HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING???

Who said that removing lidar and radar from the car was a bad idea when tesla did it?

Santorini residents should be issued hunting permits, allowing each adult to harvest up to 3 cruise ship passengers annually. 

What a deeply stupid approach to voting.

“Something very fishy [is] going on here, because I’ve never seen anything like this happen before,” one man said.