Ah yes, those damn Millennial assholes, like Jane Austen, F Scott Fitzgerald and Charles Dickens.

FUN FACT: “Everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape” came in a close second when Trump was choosing campaign slogans, but EKWGOITCWF&CT&R didn’t look good on a hat.

“That vehicle was completely unmarked. In my mind this was not good, right?”

Ugh, he looks like the type to take his daughter to “purity” dances as her date. The creepy really oozes through the camera.

The mention of “permanent work restrictions” and “reasonable accommodation” sounds like this is one involving a workers’ compensation and/or ADA claim, rather than the mass layoffs.

“Justice Brett Kavanaugh wrote in the majority opinion, joined by Chief Justice John Roberts and Justices Samuel Alito, Clarence Thomas, Neil Gorsuch, and Amy Coney Barrett.”

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty” which is why I pulled a gun on an innocent man until he proved he wasn’t guilty. Flawless victory.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

This isn’t a court anymore. Its instead a bunch of right wing hack jobs making decisions based on their own biases.

Plus I’m sure it will be fine from now on. This seems like a fluke on an otherwise very reliable product.

“The truck tried to murder me today after it broke down on my first drive. Totally my fault though, still love Tesla!”

To be fair I heard that everytime a toyota breaks down and engineer is punished

Controlled? Come on. This is the Francis Scott Key bridge. There should at least be rockets and bombs bursting in air. 

This is all because the god damn libs own every part of the Ohio state gov’t, and they ju....wait, hold on a sec. What’s that?....they dont own any of it? Oh...nevermind.

“And all of the dealer networks had learned in the meantime that you don’t screw the customer if you want to stay in business.”

Cancer scientist here with some depressing news. The only way to NOT die of cancer is to die of something else first. On a long enough timeline, everyone will win the “oncogenic mutation lottery.” It’s just a mathematical certainty.

“While you may be nervous about buying a Mitsubishi”

You know, I always thought Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy, not a documentary, but here we are. When I was a kid I was told to be mindful of car doors, hoods, and trunks because I could break my poor little fingers. Now, we have people doing it intentionally for clicks.

This is the greatest scam the wealthy have pulled on the working class here in America- Unions (which would protect them from unscrupulous bosses) are bad, Universal healthcare (which would allow them to have decent healthcare if they got fired or if they work part time or as contract workers) is socialist nonsense…

3,000+ H1B visa holders are a little stuck if they want to move, which they probably do.