Whatever car your company is paying for.

We’re one step closer to a big-budget thriller about urban planning.

it’s an opening night ticket for me if someone gets trapped inside 4 walls

Man I’m glad I don’t have to be able to prove to the internet that I’m still friends with coworkers from 25 years ago, because those fuckers all sucked.

The solution is to sell the car and get out of debt with a cheap used car she can actually afford. The solution is to not buy a new car, because she can’t afford it. As I wrote in the article.

The most surprising part of this post is that it was not a Nissan Altima

You don’t have to take a moral stance on every single thing in life, my guy.

TheOGturn here, crazy to see my channel mentioned on a site i go to nearly day!!! For those wondering

Noise is just wasted power.

Plot twist: the car was assembled completely using stolen parts

“You know when something barely works one time, and it is only by the grace of god that everyone involved is not permanently financially ruined? Well, would it make sense to try that thing a second time, willingly subjecting yourself to the obvious risks a second time?”

It ain’t 2016 anymore

“Emotional sensitivity” in this case is the rich person’s way of calling you a pussy for not spending your money.

I’m so happy that I have found this calling and the support of my peers makes it that much more worthwhile.

Any truck that has a longer cabin than a bed is always going to look dumb to me.

People are saying that Turner D. Century is the linchpin of the Spider-Verse and a film featuring him is a masterpiece in waiting. Go for it Sony, these not Spider-Man movies couldn’t get any worse...

“though, seeing as how they already made this new one, it’s probably too late to do anything about it”

“even those who have done horrific crimes.”
um, no, that’s a very meaningful difference..

keep the sensational adjectives and editorializing out of it unless you do it to both sides.

Congratulations pranksters, you got to have a conversation with Tucker Carlson. Talk about a self-own