I think the bigger issue is having a buddy with a Cybertruck...

In which Rivian launches the vehicle Tesla ought to have made instead of the CyberTruck debacle.

oval = double round!

I’m liking that profile

Somebody put it brilliantly in another comment on a previous article:

Men Have Called Her Crazy will also be a good title for this comment section in a few hours.

I went to the website because I’m having a hard time seeing two different finishes on the wheels (or why it would come to be). But anyway, while on the website.....

Yeah that happened to an old dirt track we had in town. It used to be kind of out in the country, then people started moving out that way complained and got it shut down. Personally something like a race track should be grandfathered in 100% of the time and exempt from noise complaints, within reason, from anyone…

The same people who run and enforce HOA rules.

TBH, the party has been this insane for a long time, just that it took Trump to bring the crazy out in the open in a much more public way.

“contractors have the right to refuse any job.”

But not to take the money and fuck off with it, while blocking the customer to get the order delivered by someone else.

Going to sign up to be an Uber Eats so I can refuse to deliver Red Lobster orders because the Bible says eating shellfish is “abomination.”

Oh, ffs, stop it. Uber has been fair game for Jalopnik since time immemorial and this fuckery deserves to be called out. Unless, of course, you agree with the driver’s sentiment, in which case feel free to get fucked (only, you know, not).

I love his “movies my kids can watch and be in” stage. Hubie Halloween was vintage Sandler; dumb but hilarious and good for family watching. Leo was better than it had any right to be, completely sweet and as down to earth as a talking iguana can be. And You Are So Not Invited to my Bat Mitzvah was fucking fantastic;…

BMW and their “change for the sake of change” monster grilles:

Now how am I going to market these artisanally crafted, bespoke nougat butts?

Excellent example, but:

How do you propose getting it into Arkansas?