Exactly this. My company is subject to federal DOT testing rules, so basically everyone is subject to those rules, regardless of the state they live in. Executives should be subject to the same drug testing requirements (then they might change).

I’ll be holding out for the targa top. 

That’s at least not as bad as I thought it could be. I figured it was one of those terms that I don’t really care about, but may want to be aware of due to having kids with friends that use tiktok (or whatever else kids use). 

That caught me too. I think it’s a horrible way of saying you’ll pay at least $60k, regardless of what MSRP looks like.

so I can admire them on my hot girl walks

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The list of the most stolen cars has pretty much always been about the same as the list of most sold cars. Car thieves don’t generally target nice cars much more than a Camry (per capita), they just target what is easy & available and there are a lot of Kias easily available.

It won’t be a fast death either. It will be long, drawn out, full of pain, and likely have a lot of complaining about everything. That may have well been one of the best unintentional metaphors I’ve ever seen.

I’d actually be pretty impressed if the truck was still fully functional after gunning out the back of a railcar and onto the tracks.

He learned that in order to work for the mouse & make ESPN money, he’ll need write the occasional fake apology. 

Disappointing headline. I was hoping the trucks were destroyed while thieves were trying to board a moving train to steal DVD players. Now that would have been a F&F style heist.

Hard tea is pretty solid for camping, beaches, or anywhere else you don’t want to have glass. In my 20s is when I was willing/able to spend time pre-mixing my drinks of choice, but now that I can’t get trashed on a family trips, a 6 pack of hard tea is all I need for a long weekend over the summer.

You forgot about Farve’s dick pics too, so it appears to be trending upward. Maybe Love just advocates for lower taxes.

A manufacturer provided adapter from one of the most valuable companies in the world that doesn’t fit the product isn’t a minor oversight, that is pure incompetence.

Ask Russian LGBTQ citizens, Ukrainians, pretty much the rest of the Caucasian nations, and the Uyghurs who looks less evil in all of this. You can hate Biden and the election system that will most likely a force a choice between him & Trump all you want, but it’s pure stupidity to think anything that helps Trump get…

Those are some solid mental gymnastics. You’re totally cool with a rapist, racist, con man that would happily burn any nation to the ground for his own gain as president than the guy who hasn’t done the right things about the war you care most about. Never mind what happens to Ukraine, don’t need to worry about what…

When accounting for incentives at the time, the Outlander, Durango, & Acadia could be had for sub $33k too. The Telluride was also the first of recent vehicles to command a dealer markup, even pre-covid shortages. It baffles me how Nissan has been able to keep commanding the prices they do for the Pathfinder…

I really hate that the word intelligence has gotten latched on to computers so well. I’ve had this rant many times, but I’m prepared to die on the hill that says computers are stupid. The only thing computers can do is exactly what people tell it to, they just do it at the speed of electrons. That shouldn’t be…

“Opt In” really needs to be legally required. I’m sure these companies would just bury it in 1000 pages of legal text, but it’s at least a start. 

Cars don’t have to pass crash tests to be legal, pretty sure they just have to get crash tested (even that depends on the year manufactured). Last I checked, it is legal to sell a car that is terrible at every crash standard, so long as design stuff like the headlights, mirrors, etc. are included as required.