Have you tried watching football from the front row on the 50? It isn’t that great. Sitting on the 200-300 level railing is the best seat in the house. Perfect blend of being close, but being elevated so you can see the whole field without craning your neck.

yeah man luxury suites are a tough life

Massaging my temples while I quietly whisper to myself, “Anger is a tool, not a default. Anger is a tool, not a default.”

This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

If I want to see cousins dancing awkwardly, I’ll just crash a prom in West Virginia.

I used to be really competitive, but then I realized staying in shape didn’t get me shit and being lazy was really, really fucking nice.

Lol yeah, dude. Poor Lil Ted Cruz is the victim.

I agree. But we need to come up with an acceptable alternative to “women.” “Girls” is belittling, but “women” is just too damn formal! For guys, we have, well, “guy(s),” and “dude(s),” because saying “man/men” in every context would just be weird. “Gals” will never work. Ever. “Ladies” can come off as sleezy.…

You should know you’re a character in Don Delillo’s Underworld.

Nerd alert.

yes, theres a very good reason, period.

Her opponent later admitted that it was the longest he ever lasted with a girl.

I’m aware that the writing is a little more difficult in books aimed at adults

Patriots, Day 2: Ring The Belichick.

“That wasn’t a false alarm. It was the alternate alarm.” KellyAnne Conway

Just last year, it happened to the Pathers in Seattle.

*actually* POTUS45 lost San Antonio’s county by 14%, and lost 27 counties across the state including 4 of the 5 largest. #thisdoesntfitonamarchsign

Masshole Pats fans aren’t exactly erudite cosmopolitan liberals, by and large.

Good sports trolling is Good

That is one of the best things about this. He is in Texas so it is like the inverse of Belichick. The people need the eschew their beliefs to support the team.