According to his firm bio, the players’ attorney also repped Kris Humphries in his Kardashian divorce. I don’t know where this fits, but there’s a joke here somewhere.

Dude.

BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

They got the next best thing to a bye. They got the Bears.

Well, hell, even I can beat Tom Brady in a foot race...

I feel like he’s a special case for the Hall of Fame. Wildly famous when at his peak, admired by everyone around the league, terrifyingly good at what he did. Being the best ever, even at a relatively low leverage position, should count for something.

I can’t believe I’m siding with Bieber on anything, but holy shit is that defender an asshole for doing a stick chop like that in a rec league game. That’d have caused a brawl in the NHL.

Had to click through to watch the video, but that D deserves to have his face punched in. 2 hand chop over the head just below the hands? FUCK that guy. He misses by 2 inches and he’s breaking someone’s hand.

This whole thing is so dumb it hurts. They’re college kids who cares if the guys are wiring emails to each other about what slutty girl on campus had the loosest butt hole. The jokes are barely racist and it’s Amherst college half the school are rich foreign born Chinese and Japanese the person writing it was probably…

Suspending the entire team seems like a bit much, and I’d guess it has most to do with them having written it down. They could have just suspended the people who wrote the emails right? Not to excuse any of these numbnuts, but it’s hard for me to see how this is worse than, y’know, actual rape. Yet we aren’t seeing…

Because I could not stop my Jokes

Is it what they said or that they were dumb enough to put it in an email?

Same goes for all of these teams. The Harvard ones also.

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

I think he’ll still get it. Believe it or not :(

Fortunately, Colin Cowherd is a barely sentient sack of hog prostates.

Looks like you started it at 2:59.

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

It was legitimately Atari 2600 good!

Wow what a dunk!