I was actually expecting the brother in law to be the man in black because there were so many clues that it was William. I thought here was no way it would be that obvious.

I didn’t figure it out until the actual reveal, because I am a Millenial, and need to be checking my phone, email, and twitter while watching a show, thus missing roughly half of what is going on.

When Young William put on the black hat in last night’s episode, and then slowly raised his head to reveal himself as Old William, I felt like I was watching a nine-year-old pull a rabbit out his pants at the elementary school talent show.

Relevant. For multiple reasons.

The punishment is fair, if you ask me. I wore a similar outfit recently, and got told to “please stop vaping,” and “remain at least 500 yards away from the elementary school.”

For some reason, Cam Newton was benched, and it’s unclear why the much better QB wasn’t on the field.

I can’t wait to see the video of the announcement at Penn State. I want to eat their sadness.

I actually live in the attic you pathetic fuck. And having nothing to do with a crime doesn’t excuse celebrating the criminal because he was good at winning nominally amateur athletic events

Tie goes to the school who didn’t cover up child molestation for four decades.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

They do. Would of helped if they didn’t lose by fucking 40

Think of all the healing that could have happened if they let Penn State in!

“Let’s face it, he’s going to look out for corporations, to make things work for them, to bring jobs back home,” Terry said. “And as things trickle down — as they’re going to because it’s America — the little guy will get something, too.”

So he’s treating the President of the United States like a gym teacher treats a fat kid?

I know right? It’s not like there were a billion articles leading up to the election reminding us that he was a crook.

I, for one, am shocked, shocked to find that Trump is a lying con man. Nobody could possibly have known.