"Although I truly believe this encounter between us was consensual, I recognize now that he did not and does not view this incident the same way I did. After reviewing discovery and listening to his testimony in person, I now understand how he feels that he did not consent to this encounter."

You gotta love his commitment to being an asshole, even 25 points down dude's still talking shit.

I missed the NBA, glad it is back.

Lakers predictably get blown out by 20 and Randle breaks his leg. Kobe is literally going to murder someone on the court by the All-Star break.

Can journalists really not see? It is the condition of a headline writing a check that its article can't cash. In this case, your headline suggests an article about Russia's hatred of a new class of warship, and exactly two paragraphs of your article are about Russia's reaction to the ship. However, the article is…

I guess another problem would be scale. A triangle has to grown in proportion, so a ship 2x as long would need to be 2x as wide at the stern and then it becomes difficult to use in port I suppose.

Wife and I went to a Fins-Cards game a couple of years ago. There was a group of Native Americans Cards fans (they were a family) that got smashed progressively worse as the game went on, and kept challenging everyone in sight, including fellow Arizona fans, to fight them.

Hood to English translator: Ty Lawson recalled a hilarious event during a basketball game when a fan exclaimed that JaVale was on a television segment that highlights follies and other nonsensical hi-jinks. JaVale promptly replied by saying, "I am working hard to earn a living."

Just like the Redskins to give an interview and then take it away.

Welcome to Deadspin. You must be new.

You're right. It seems my previous comment was based on a ridiculously suspect foundation.

I respect him, but goddamnit. GAHHH. I'm hopeful, but ugh, this is painful. Bring on Tuesday. We can do it.

Typical libtard. He's only a tool, just like a car. Outlawing him will just empower criminals because CRIMINALS DON'T FOLLOW LAWS. We need more good guys with Madison Bumgarner.

I love how Tim Lincicum notices he fucked it up and gives him a "dude are you drunk?" Look

Make all the jokes you want, but the part where he starts to sing "were so gallantly streaming" for a second time, and realizes a split second beforehand that he's already sung that lyric, is an all-time classic. What a fucking turd.

If you graphed the best anthem singers in World Series history on a dart board, with the best ones near the bullseye, he'd be on the outside.

It's actually about ethics in gaming journalism.

A team forfeiting a league title after a tragic school shooting, this is what happens in Obama's America.

Where do you even begin to figure out the methodology needed to solve this?

The shaded polygon is a quadrilateral, so the sum of its interior angles is 360. Since you know that x+y=80, the other two angles sum to 360-80 = 280. These two unlabeled angles must have the same measure ("equal angles"), so 280/2 = 140 gives…

Oh damn you.