But didn't you just now "get right on it" and talk about my dick without ever receiving the telescope? Thanks! I feel like the weight of 1'000 of your tits has been lifted off of my shoulders.

Great! Talk about my dick now, so I can stop feeling so guilty about talking to all my bros about your twat.

As a white guy, I've always thought that all white girls in their early twenties kind of look the same. This phenomenon is particularly apparent on college campuses.

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Better late than never!

So scared, broke young women aren't allowed to make their own adult decisions anymore? Great, I'll tell that to all my female friends in Grad school, I'm sure they'll appreciate your sentiment.

The assholes who run Gawker media and bait Deadspin readers into commenting on Jez articles? Or the assholes at Deadspin who take said bait?

The admins posted a link to this article at the bottom of Deadspin and Gawker; I think they know exactly what they are doing.

Get a pimp if you don't want to get ripped off by the Johns, whore.

It protects both genders? I suppose that's a relief because during my time volunteering at a legal aid clinic, I ran into many situations where a man was constantly being abused by his girlfriend or wife. But I don't know if the remedies provided by the Act would be as helpful to them as to women because, while women…

So basically VAWA provides funding for legal aid for women who are victims of violence? I'm down. Thanks for your reply!

This was a good article, but I wish it went into more detail about why the VAW Act is needed in the first place because I am very ignorant on this subject. I'm not blaming the author, because this is probably beyond the scope of the article. But can anyone offer me any insight? I only ask because violent crimes…

Hipsters are the new yuppies. A hipster is a basically a "recession yuppie".

You should be forced to buy insurance because if you don't and you get in an accident or get really sick, you're going to go to the emergency room and use the services and guess who pays for that? I know you'll probably say something like "if i got my arm chopped off, I wouldn't go to the hospital or I would pay for…

He used it right, bro. You look like an asshole.

So what happens when the equally-qualified male colleague successfully negotiates a higher salary than his female counterpart? Is the company forced to choose between (1) giving the female a raise to match the male's because she's a woman, even though she didn't drive a hard bargain, or (2) letting the male go to a…

You just have to find someone who is more family-driven than career-driven and will be willing to let you take charge and decide where to live. The sacrifice would be that you would likely have to be the chief breadwinner.

Guys (I am one) do it too. Some plan out families, others plan out casual affairs like the author above. Either way, the opposite of the plan is usually what ends up happening.

Fellow 85er. I remember cool older siblings of friends listening to the Kidz, but we got stuck with a good stretch of Grunge before our generation's pop Golden Age came into being with NSync, Backstreet, and BritBrit (not a boy band, I know; but she's my favorite).

She totally bodyshamed you guys hard. If young girls can't look up to J.Law, to whom can they? Girl power!