It just keeps taking me to a page to create a new kinja account. Fuck this.

This is the first comment that made me laugh. I bend the knee.

Yeah, but does her man know the difference between less and fewer?

Paris taking the time to narrow her list of enemies in Durfee Hall from 26 to 5 is pretty fantastic. But don't worry. She has her East Side 860 Partners on it.

I believe he goes by P-Digger these days.

"but there's something about seeing it in print. People don't write as mean as they talk, except you."

Bad dates are rarely about not having something to talk about. They're about being too uncomfortable to spit it out.

Thank you…The treatment of both Lane and Paris is the revival was deplorable. And that Life and Death Brigade scene was wretched.

Yeah, no. I'm a hardcore fan and that shit was insulting and a more than a little gross. The laughs were often at the expense of tired stereotypes and it turned beloved characters into tropes. I hated almost everything about them.

I, for one, wish I could go back in time and choose not to watch it. It made me think less of everyone involved.

To be fair, the treatment is a combo of taking off the greyscale and adding a medicinal salve.

I'm going to admit that I kinda wanted Nymeria to eat Arya as a metaphor for how the North consistently devours itself.

Lane's arc in the reboot was so sad. She never got her due.

I always read Sookie's LotR freak out as a sort of mental resistance to her impending childrearing. Pregnant women can get pretty weird toward the end (I say this as former pregnant woman).

The shirley temple curls at the end of season five are pretty bad too.

I love going out dancing but I do hate young people. Is there a market for a 30+ night that starts at 8pm?

Carrying a tune doesn't mean worthy of bother these days. If a dude has made it this far without hearing of the fella it's probably because it's not his cup of tea.

I wonder how that insult will affect the sale of man-bun ken…

She saved the actress. That was entirely an act of humanity and it was five episodes ago.

How does the Night King march slower than a girl pulling an invalid? It's not like he has to stop to provision his army…