There is a reason you don’t typically see live seals in a magic show.

Please continue to ignore and count yourself lucky.

I won't deny it. I actually skipped ahead.

Can we talk about the travesty that was the shape of those bedpans?

All the Digger all the time.

Counterpoint: Anyone is better than Chris.

If a man gave me my own bed and bathroom when I started staying over at his house I would cry with relief. It's a dream come true.

Except that there are a lot of students who are more than a little nervous their first night in college and having a kinda cool stand-in mom might be a really nice relief for the ones who aren't quite ready for their first keg stand yet.

I love Digger. I always felt like they had to throw in the the lawsuit just to fuck up what was clearly a great match for Lorelai.

If she gave you her number she wants you to call. (call it. she may have given you a fake number.)

She even has an inspiring and enabling grandmother to boot!

And yet I'm rewatching the damn thing currently.

Still not as forced as her relationship with the Prince.

It's almost enough to justify Blair's inferiority complex.

Donald Trump is actually Pierce Hawthorne from Community.

Am I the only one that would watch an entire series about the Queen Mother and the cute old Scotsman renovating a castle? Downton Abbey meets This Old House…

I would have thrown him overboard on the yacht for bitching constantly about the itinerary. What a whiney knitwit. It's not like he didn't know what he was signing up for.

Yeah, you don't start exchanging letters with a thirteen year old girl (as a twenty year old man) because of some progressive commitment to love. He was a gold digger.

Where do you live and in what time period? I was the product of an affair in the 1970's in the mid-west and no one ever bullied me because of it and there was no social stigma.

Maybe he's back together with Nicole…