Valentine's Day only matters when you make it matter.

If it's your first that means you're together less than a year? I guess it *could* be a red flag, if he has other behaviors that make him seem not that into you, but if that is not the case then I actually think it's pretty nice that he's going to dinner with his mum and sister, especially if they'd otherwise be alone…

Full upfront disclosure: I'm a man. Valentine's Day is a lose-lose scenario for my fellow T-driven compatriots. Here are some illustrations:

I ususally don't care about Valentine's day. If I'm in a relationship, great! I get to go out for dinner and probably get flowers. If I'm single, I get to buy candy 50% off the next day. Either way, not a big deal. Except this year, today. My boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me exactly ONE WEEK AGO…

I swear the cunts at my office send themselves flowers... they make such a big deal about them.

Well said. The only time I ever cared about Valentine's Day was when my ex and I were on the verge of breaking up. The rest of the time, I'm happy to let VDay fans have their fun but I have no desire to participate in the craziness.

happy vd day and by vd i mean venereal disease

I've been psyched all week at the prospect of discounted chocolate!

You don't want someone who would smoke on you while reading bad poetry?

We might have to take this outside, because she's been my clearly-suffering-from-depression celebrity girlfriend for years. As opposed to my real life diagnosed-with-depression girlfriends, who can rarely justify not getting out of bed in morning by reminding me that they're super fucking rich, like, do you know how…

I'm not gonna lie... Kristin Stewart is the maniac ex-girlfriend of my dreams. She's simultaneously obnoxious, pretentious, grumpy and strangely intreuging?

Say it ain't so! Dating profiles with fake pictures!? NO WAY!!!

Anyone else have a similar issue except on a lower scale?

Once upon a time ago someone stole all my myspace pictures and created a profile that had more friends than my actual profile (wth). I had MySpace delete it. Then later deleted my account.

I google searched my name after graduating and found my college grad pics…

Given that they have gotten in trouble for using dead people's pictures (including one crime victim) I have no problem believing this at all.

That reporter should not have insulted Samuel L. Jackson. That actor's work in The Shawshank Redemption moved me to tears.

I think stupidity (or even brain farts, for lack of a better phrase) is sometimes mistaken for racism.

I thought Samuel L Jackson went a bit overboard tbh. It felt like he found a get-out-of-jail-free card to be a dickhead in that moment, and he milked it.

First of all, I have NEVER said anything about anybody's worth as a human being. I am not trying to tear anyone down. I am ONLY talking about the physiology and the mechanisms of weight loss. I sincerely apologize for any pain I may have inadvertently caused you. That certainly was never my intention. I feel awful…

I roll my eyes at "just eat healthy and exercise!" Please. I played soccer throughout my childhood, horseback riding, hiking, swimming, walked everywhere, and did not eat junk food or sugar (diabetic dad makes it easy to never miss it, anyway!). I was also on a diet since I was 7. But mmhmmm, sure, IF ONLY I JUST ATE…

They're really not talking about you - especially if you have a Thyroid problem!