Don't engage the troll. Hopefully SeaAnemone will dismiss their comments.

Sadly, I don't even have a cat. However, recently one afternoon I left a window open. The universe then decided to place one in my bed, via the aforementioned gaping hole in the wall:

Doug, I'm going to ask you every single week until you supply the goods...

I know, I thought she was completely rude, copy pasting that same reply to anyone who responded.

I know, but presumably a higher percentage of people reading this lightly feminist gossip blog will have first hand experience of rape than having been victims of sex trafficking.

I seriously considered requesting a trigger warning, but then I remembered Jessica Coen saying the site won't do them.

I feel like I just watched a bad student film.

I go to psychoanalysis and write. If anything, thinking about depressing things every week just gives you more to write about!

I'd completely forgotten about that. I might give the July version a shot, but there are loads of other things I should be doing. It usually happens when I'm busy with uni, but now I don't have that excuse.

That's so, so creepy. If you weren't married, I'd tell you to dump him immediately.

I've always liked that painting. Aren't the women prostitutes? I remember my lecturer saying that. If so, that would add yet another sinister dimension to the video.

She played the opposite on Gilmore Girls.

I HATED Bridesmaids. Months ago, I mentioned that in a comment here. All day I had notifications telling me how wrong I was.

I'm still sad that you gave Sucker Punch a bad review, Dodai...

I'd always been told that by other vegans. I just did a quick google and found this quote allegedly from the company:

I'm 27. Am I ancient?

I gave up buying this paper years ago (so this section may no longer exist) but the UK Times Mrs Mills Solves All Your Problems was brilliant. It was a comedy thing, but the advice was usually pretty decent.

I'm quite envious that you get loads of varieties of Oreos over there. It's only recently that UK Oreos became vegan, and even then, the non-vegetarian ones are still kicking around in shops.

I'm in the UK, but loads of junk food is accidentally vegan! Biscuits, crisps, chips etc.

You can make coconut cream too. It's sort of like double or clotted cream. You just put a tin of coconut milk in the fridge for a few hours, then scoop out the top fat. Then you whip it with icing sugar: