Brad's Status comes out in September?

I'm sorry.

Well of course they were going to have to do something to try to top The Emoji Movie.

And just so everyone stays on top of the latest works of art produced by Sony Animation here's a trailer for The Star, a story about the birth of Jesus told from the perspective of badly rendered wise-cracking animals, one of whom is Oprah (and god… another is Keegan).

Well I imagine everyone is gonna be a critic.

No it was what happened to Lydgate with his whole shitty life. Even I knew ahead of time Dorothea married Will and gave up her fortune and I don't know nothing about books.

Last I remember you were nearing the end and you still didn't like Dorothea. I remember I couldn't reveal plot points to you about how it ends because you weren't there yet.

You finished it? You didn't say anything to me!

Well you didn't seem as pleased with Middlemarch as I was so suck it.

It was good but the joke got worn out and I lost interest.

Yeah, even compared to normal sodas it's pretty bad.

I got bored with the writing style.

So I've heard. Diet Coke also has more caffeine! Still, it's basically two riffs on the same drink put out by the same company. I was assuming something, other than taste, must be substantially different about it.

To be fair until I found out that Coke Zero was Diet Coke for self-conscious alpha-males I didn't realize what it was supposed to be either, since Diet Coke already existed.

I have it. I read the first third.

So all the bottles say "Coca-Cola" on them?

I always thought it was Coke for zeros.

*sprinkles cat nip on the floor*

That book reads like Dave turned into a cat and wrote it.

I agree with all of that. Still I think that section was the reason I thought the film was good not great. Like he's not constantly firing on all cylinders in the other two sections but I can forgive what he did wrong in them because on the whole they were wonderful.