No baby boss can walk and talk and has an adult intellect. You can't even make fun of movies right.

This baby can't talk or walk or do anything that normal babies can't do. It can only drive.

Whole new driver. This driver has heard of the Baby Driver legend and wants to be just like their hero. The twist though is this driver is an actual baby. It drives a specialty car made for babies. It's really decked out too. And instead of having tinnitus it has super hearing and can hear all the music around it all…

He gets a little taste of true success and immediately he sells out.

I don't know why all these R-rated comedies are doing bad? I mean it couldn't possibly just be that those movies are terrible (especially since these other R rated comedies that aren't widely considered terrible aren't doing bad) so let's construct a narrative where it's possibly all these other reasons and not the…

Whenever I see that one used genuinely on Twitter it kind of pisses me off. It's definitely the most punchable emoji.

My parents want to go to some thing where they have live music and $2 hot dogs. I'll go but I very well might end up punching a happy little patriot in the mouth.

I mean if anyone was going to top Trump it obviously would be Chris Christie.

I woke up on a couch. There's only one side on a couch.

OK

Yeah, that is just a dream when I spend most of my time talking to you.

Or it bored me to sleep, since I was awake when I started typing.

I think I fell asleep two words in and managed to actually hit send when I did so.

I was gonna say something but I fell asleep while writing it.

Eh never

Or she was a Frankenstein's monster.

To be honest I would be embarrassed to have a president who wasn't so good at Twitter.

I really loved it when Rick started talking shit about Inception because it almost felt like an inside joke for people familiar with Harmon.

Yeah this was a nice win for women in media but it was nothing more than a PR move. The real victory is if a woman could direct a movie based on a lesser known male superhero. That way it's not a movie about a female character, it's not a big film they know this will generate a ton of extra press for — it's just your…

I kind of thought she was going to make the argument that this probably won't lead much of anywhere for women, which is kind of true. I feel like every time a female-led movie proves that audiences don't hate women as much as Hollywood executives do they give a little but largely ignore that success.