Oh and lol at "long weekend". The woes of working retail.

I saw Guardians of the Galaxy 1 and 2, Goldeneye and Twitch of the Death Nerve this past week. This is the most films I've seen in a week probably ever.

He shows everyone respect? I think she was following the wrong Donald around.

Apparently he doesn't want to. I would be surprised if he did.

Jared Kushner: Boy Genius

He's gotta milk those few brief distant moments of obligatory public affection for all they're worth.

Yup.

Right before that Melania gave him a little polite kiss on the cheek. Afterwards he smugly walked up to the podium, pretended to wipe his cheek while beaming a shit-eating grin out to the audience and said "Gotta wipe that lipstick off. Is it off?"

He's almost learned enough to past his second grade history exam but I'm afraid he's going to be held back for yet another year.

Does he think it's a tv show?

I'm 100% just like "whatever" now unless it's something like Melanie smacking his hands or Spicer hiding in the bushes.

Way better than synthetic marajuana!

"Oh hey maybe this show isn't for you then. You were right. Continue not watching it."

No.

Dude if you want to watch The Leftovers that's on you. I bailed on that pilot too.

Oh yeah, well forget you! I'll go make my own blackjack and hookers club! Actually forget the blackjack.

Hey I made it 27 minutes and 3 seconds into it!

Me neither.

No that's not what I meant exactly. I meant you had to wait until the morning because you're scared of the dark.

I think I can explain it! You're a wuss.