“See, if there’s one thing that hurts the modern WWE product, it’s that it routinely offers up its workhorses to celebrities—including The Rock—that only show up when it’s convenient for them”

as soon as he said in the letter, “I certainly would never injure her myself” I was like, but you’ve definitely thought about it right?

Seriously, it isn’t like she’s not doing this cast thing just to spite him, she’s obviously not comfortable with it. The writer said even he was in denial about it for most of their relationship, so how is she going to suddenly be open to his kinks, especially since they involve her active participation, when he only…

Yeah even though the writer said they tried it once before they had a kid you think they would have come up with a more firm solution to the cast kink before having a kid because that changes everything especially one’s sex life. Like, that seems to be the worst time to hash out a sex life idea, unless he thinks…

Yeah at that point if his kink is reaching the point where he and his wife are at an impasse, couldn’t he just go hire somebody to wear a cast and jack off to her and then come home? I realize with a newborn that might weigh on their expenses, but usually Dan recommends being responsibly monogomish and seeking an…

That’s a good point. As Dan also mentioned in his response what they *need* to do is focus on their newborn and marriage before figuring out what they ‘want’ to do about his kink. I know the message said they tried once a few years ago, but you think they’d have figured a firm solution to this situation he called “a…

Yeah there’s no way that Mulan saw a good looking and tough man and decided on her own that she wanted to initiate a relationship with him. It had to have been all that sexual pressure he put on her when he thought she was a man and was preoccupied with training an entire army to beat the Huns. I don’t get it, the…

Yeah there’s no way that Mulan saw a good looking and tough man and decided on her own that she wanted to initiate a relationship with him. It had to have been all that sexual pressure he put on her when he thought she was a man and was preoccupied with training an entire army to beat the Huns. I don’t get it, the…

Same. Like getting volcano insurance in the midwest. Just in case.

and British accents

the books, at least the first two, were pretty awesome. The type where you can read it as a kid, then as an adult flip through for nostalgia but then get sucked back in because they are well written and appealing. The best part is that unlike this adaptation the books don’t condescend to their audience and they depict…

Disney remakes Oceans Eleven but feels like the original and remake encouraged stealing from rich people and criminal behavior so Danny Ocean just goes into a bank and asks for a loan and uses that to start a small business and pull himself up by his bootstraps and white privilege.

In the spirit of Disney changing things to suit the youths of today, instead of Butler wearing an antique suit of armour to fight a damn troll they’ll have him engage in a Fortnite dance-off with Root while Artemis DJ’s.

In retrospect we should have known he’d get in a crash because his car has A History of Violence.

Yeah I know that one, I thought it just had the K-word in it, the South African equivalent of the N-word. Haven’t seen it since I was a kid, but I remember that scene where the one girl explains to the American girl what the K-word means because it was the first time I’d heard it.

Yeah and they make it appear like they’re listening to complaints and taking things seriously and are woke and all but their Disney+ can’t even handle dudes kissing or Li-Shang being attracted to what he thinks is a man or any queer subtext.

I know that Disney hates queer subtext, or just queerness in general, but I gotta say I never thought that Li Shang was physically attracted to “Ping” at all. Like he grows to admire the progress Mulan made as a soldier and her cleverness but he never really seemed into her until the very end of the movie when he…

I totally get why the gender politics of a military officer getting in a relationship with a subordinate would be worrisome but in Mulan’s case:

“Remember the Titans” had the N-word in it? I’m not surprised given the setting and the content of the movie, but I totally forgot they used that word. I know they call Denzel’s character some slurs but yeah using the N word is intense for a PG movie.

Yeah it was kind of all over the place. Funny and irreverent, intense and character driven (sort of, only a few characters were really consistent but I think the cast made me enjoy them in spite of their awkward fluidity) and dramatic yet silly. I appreciated how the humor was there to balance out he parts that made…