Or going to Burger King, getting a Whopper, and then complaining that they didn’t know not to put sauce and onions on it when you didn’t specifically ask them not to.

I don’t think they are “general terrible lays” they just don’t know what to do so much. They need guidance and patience. But they are in the prime of their sexual lives there, so a way to focus that energy and physiology is key. Also, I doubt that guys have had an orgasm every time they were with her, there is a…

She’s also only screwed five guys. Like, statistically I’m sure the sixth or seventh would have been down (literally)

You can do both man. You can re-examine your sexual history and wonder if you’ve met previous partner’s needs but also consider that five men is a rather small sample size and perhaps this lady needs to just articulate her desire for foreplay to her next partner. Like, i know horny guys can be very selfish but “not…

She also doesn’t express herself and blames other people for not picking up on cues. Like, you don’t have to grab the guys head and push it down there, though that is pretty hot when people do that to me, but I digress, just talk to them. Not every man in the universe is averse to cunnilingus but some of them just…

Yeah that is a rather small sample size. If the handful of dudes she’s gotten with don’t initiate oral that shouldn’t be enough to be like “all guys are selfish jerks in bed” I mean just find a different guy or explain you like it when people go down on you, unless you’re having sex with like DJ Khaled I’m sure…

Yeah explaining that hot vermin sex was how all those kids on the show existed is fine, but two grown adults in love who only do one chaste kiss is suddenly a problem

Unless you’re bothering other people or being loud, then why not use your phone if you are bored? It is a bit tacky, but if Davidson’s set can’t hold their attention that is on him. And there wasn’t a sign or anything condemning the usage. Like, I probably wouldn’t whip my phone out at a comedy set but I also wouldn’t…

sources “at the venue tell us there weren’t any signs posted about cell phone use, and it was never addressed by the MC or the two performers who came on before Davidson.”

Rodman was also and also hilarious and the US does need to weaponize his strange relationship with North Korea. However, Larry Bird was not overrated, he was the bomb. And Larry Bird wasn’t white, Larry is clear. Just to confirm.

He looks like Steve-O a bit only with no friends to help him get better and improve himself and no tolerance for pain.

You made about 100 good points in that short span and I’d rather listen to your standup that that unfunny, overhyped, whiny jerk.

The difference is at a movie theatre they have a big annoying yet relevant ad that tells you “please don’t use phones” for the duration of the film. The UCF didn’t have a sign like that, and if Pete Davidson can’t keep their attention that’s on him as a comedian. As long as they aren’t disturbing other guests it…

“Don’t you want adults to respect us?” I don’t know what Pete Davidson has done to earn anybody’s respect except be a gross, whiny, unfunny jerkoff who thinks he’s dripping gold every time he laughs at his own jokes.

he can be a good person who does bad things, or a bad person who does good things. One good deed, or bad deed, doesn’t erase the other.

Seems like he’s just trying to prove he’s got “grit” or “a sharp comedic voice” or “not afraid to speak his mind” like every other middle aged asshole who picks on people and punches down at groups who have a rough time in society but doesn’t want to get called out on it. Obviously, I don’t think he’s advocating…

Yeah, cause there’s no sex in the champagne room.

“He’s hard to catch” was a little funny. But overall I do think it is kind of crass, wannabe-edgy stuff. His “Chappelle Show” joke about knowing Jackson did it but also that he made “Thriller” was much better and less offensive. He’s just trying to overcompensate and show he’s sharp in his middle age years. Like when…

Sadly enough Bret Stephens was savvy enough to totally own Samer Kalaf and he didn’t even have to try that hard. But thankfully this Dr. Karpf is setting things in the right direction.

“I have an actual job that keeps me busy. I don’t get to spend all day Google-searching my name or accepting passive-aggressive dinner invitations,”