They both like objectifying women and pretending they’ve never had anything bad to say about LGBTQ people and having memories of goldfish.

Oh my god please think of all those parents in Alabama who have to tell their kids that a male teacher on “Arthur” who is a rat is marrying another male vermin... and they both support education noooooo! Also they love one another.

I think these are a few of the only pics where I can see the life that used to be in a Mrs. Universe Melania etc. The majority of her other pics with Trump, it doesn’t matter if it is Fox or CNN or BBC, she usually looks like a withering fresco. Trump would try to war with Canada over his wife’s virtue even though…

I don’t remember the game because it was one of the many Romo seasons the cowboys had a mean record of .500 but I was watching the game with my best friend, who was from Dallas but hates Jerry and is ambivalent to Garrett but loves whenever they beat a team I like, and there was a Garrett challenge.

“Jerry as Immortan Joe” Well, now I cannot unsee that.

+1 and another +1 for reminding me of when this pops up (pups up) in Fallout New Vegas.

Well it was more of a bib than a cape, but that bucket of chicken and those dippin’ sauces were looking mighty treacherous. Couldn’t take any chances.

I’m just glad you didn’t end up with a pulled... pork sandwich after all that work (thank you forever The Onion)

Yeah he always struck me as the type of bro who could party from Thirsty Thursday all the way through Sunday night but then wake up and go to class and make some decent grades. He obviously has a work ethic. Also, I heard how he had a bunch of NE specific franchise deals specific to the region like cereal and hot…

Magary made a very good point about that in WYTS. I’m not diminishing your response, just saying we all agree.

“Gronk’s always been a tough receiver to take down, and the most effective strategy for defenders has been to hit him low and hope he can’t use his strength to plow through them.”

The drug Maria got caught with was just made illegal like less than a year before she got popped for it. Not as big of a deal as the suspension seems to make it. Then again, she could be on Bane’s venom and it wouldn’t help her beat Serena. Anyway, what kind of dick tries to troll someone who is like 2-28 against…

To be fair to Maria, they had made the substance illegal like a month before she got caught using it. It was legal the entire previous year and this is kind of a Patriots taped in the wrong area situation. Shouldn’t be a huge deal but because it was the first year this was illegal but they wanted to send a message on…

I’m so glad she’s back and getting the adulation she deserves. I know she had some health issues that kept her from her normal amount of super success, but with her recent album and this, yay!

I dunno man, winning is always more fun than losing. Though I get your point that the NE football culture seems very monotonous and impersonal. But we don’t get to see the parties they throw after they win the whole thing. Messing with the media is probably a pastime for Belichick anyway.

Yeah it is like when Duncan retired from the Spurs. It was a few months after they lost in the second round of the playoffs to the Thunder. He didn’t retire after being a Finals MVP or anything, but he had nothing left to prove. Top five player, probably.

Yeah it was clear both what he meant and also that he didn’t really want to talk about something that didn’t affect his own team’s roster. “Andrew Luck was a good player and also he’s not on my team so I wish him well but he’s not my problem” was what I got from the whole exchange.

“Belichick just being an inartful public speaker rather than a laser-focused football genius” Why not both?

I remember like ten years ago when they were floating “Cowboy Bebop” as a live action movie (horrible idea) instead of a show (better idea) and had pre-John Wick Keanu Reeves floated as Spike. I was like “hellll noooo” but now I’m thinking he’d be fine. Bit lanky and loose, has a laid back, self deprecating charisma,…

Millar seemed like he got a lot more nasty over the years. Mean spirited maybe. I like some of his stuff in the time period you mentioned, last fifteen years, like his Ultimate Universe contributions and Jupiter’s Legacy/Circle, but things like “Nemesis” are just overly edge-lord junk. I do like Kingsmen, but the…