He helped me win my Fantasy League in 2013 thanks to a deadline trade. My one and only time in ten tries winning the coveted “Least Stupid Dummy” trophy. Chris Davis is a HERO!

I’ll take shit for this, but here goes: get a Nismo Juke. My RS model is 211hp, compact, awd, fantastic sound system, plenty sporty despite the CVT, and it can even (sort of) tow.

What are the chances Tomsula reads these lifehacks? Does he have kids? Siblings? Surely, somebody in his family has got to be reading these things to him in some sort of wise-allecky hillbilly voice, right? Please let this be the case.

Since we’re commenting on a post about stealing others’ material: Trump failed to sell steaks and gambling to Americans. Let that sink in.

Every time I see something about Genesis classics, I get my hopes up that they’ll finally include Herzog Zwei. And each and every time I get disappointed.

Even IGN gave it a 5/10, which I found quite amusing. I mean, you can spend days searching for a review on their site that gives anything less than a 6.5.

Years! You’ll be playing this for YEARS!

How dare they layoff workers and close plants due to poor sales!

We have that orange french press in our travel trailer and love it, but the little coffee canister it comes up with is essentially useless. It barely holds enough coffee for two batches.

We have that orange french press in our travel trailer and love it, but the little coffee canister it comes up with…

True Story: I tried to visit the Terry Fox Memorial in Thunder Bay while cycling across North America. The memorial to a guy famous for an attempt to run across Canada on one leg cannot legally be accessed by either pedestrian or cyclist. Oh, I did it anyway, speeding along the shoulder of the highway there, but…

Send Me an Angel, that’s good Kinja!

USMNT

The only thing we had left to look forward to from Felix was his always amusing interactions with Beltre.

Proving that fans of pop music have no idea who its daddy is

My rule for visiting a state is thus:

Does the love interest’s 7th grade BFF call you after you bicycle home to say: “Jennifer was afraid you were going swallow her whole. She doesn’t want to date you anymore. Kitchen’s on fire. Gotta go, bye.”

You’ll shoot you’re eye out on OBJ.

There is no wrong answer. Except Eugene Melnyk, because who?

I had no idea there was a Deadspin.co.uk until reading this.

Drink more Ovaltine.