My visits to this site are a product of 20 years of muscle memory and boredom. And, save for the occasional article by Fahey, I am seldom glad I clicked on an article.

I was never one of those “stick to sports” people who complained about Deadspin. And the reason was because Deadspin’s writers (and Kotaku’s former…

Party Animals looks to be the closest we’re ever going to get to a Kung Fu Chaos sequel. Brawling party-style mini-games can be so much fun.

One of the games I played all the way through to 100%. Was so excited to play the DLC. Then, in the run-up to its release, I forgot I even owned a Switch.

“Sir-Sweeps-A-Lot” lost out to “OK Broomer” in the naming contest of Seattle’s new bike lane sweeper.

Setting the price aside, I don’t even think it’s that attractive. Looks like a chunky 3D printer rush-job. I honestly wouldn’t even consider buying that at $60, let alone $300.

I installed the HD version of FFX/X-2 the other day via Game Pass. Having never played it, but heard it was the best-selling Final Fantasy game, I figured I’d give it a whirl.

And who’s paying for shipping these cars and storing these tractors?

Missing from that list, and something I would love to see remade with modern tech and capabilities — HYDRO THUNDER!

Graph paper for everyone!

Simpsons Road Rage was way better than it had any right to be. 

Kung Fu Chaos.

The value of being able to use an established storefront cannot be overstated.

Not to mention the disaster of Mario Tennis. So thankful Switch owners are granted one refund per account. Last time I ever pre-order a Nintendo game.

Sucks for the crew, but I can’t help but wonder what would have happened if any passengers were aboard. My wife and I crossed from Greece to Malaysia aboard a container ship in 2015. 19 days, through the Suez and across the Indian Ocean with stops at Jeddah and Sri Lanka.

Same here. I make a point of not gaming on my phone and am dying for a game like this on Xbox. Hot Shots Golf 2 is responsible for some of my fondest PS2 memories.

The one skill I haven’t unlocked yet.

Back and forth, forever.

Having never played Destiny or The Division, I didn’t quite know what to expect. And, truth be told, had PCF not have made it clear that the game was solo-able, I would have never even tried it.

Because “well regulated militia” just doesn’t roll off the tongue as easily. /s

Bingo.