I learned about Turo earlier today from one of Doug Demuro’s videos. He said it was for unique cars.

I understand as a caddie wants to protect himself.

The best sign of poor leadership skills? Not knowing when it’s time for fresh blood.

“Kings of TD Celebrations” and “Really Depressing Limbo”

Don’t look at her that way. She was born that way!

Just got back from the Seychelles and, as a matter of fact, did spend the final few nights at a 4-star resort (nothing 5-star for less than 1k a night). No ice machines to be found. Ice was brought by a too-eager housekeeping attendant, in a bucket, along with a fancy little bag of soap shaped like their phallic…

This is where I annually remind everyone that Todd Bowles tried to get my father-in-law (in central NJ) to give him a special “Jets Head Coach” rate when he was shopping for a rental home.

Russell Wilson agreed to make amends by taking ugly sacks for the next two quarters.

I’m just here to give a +1 to the “REAL PLANTS HAVE CURVES” poster. Well played, Reddit.

And this is why I hang a Zombie ornament on the tree. The only holiday to celebrate the one true undead’s birthday.

If only those “Swift Boaters” had her integrity.

He bumped up against his word limit.

Infrared this asshole!

How dare he pretend to be fictional character! HOW DARE HE!

True Story: Cool Boarders 2 was the first PSX game I bought.

I don’t think we need 50, after all plenty of regions within states are as different as one state to another, but I’d love to see 13-18 separate countries.

Never forget this.

It had to be Florida. It was obvious when he spelled it “FLORIDS” on the phony return address.

Something tells me he’s already looking forward to trading next year’s draft class for some sweet first round picks in 2021.