As a tremendous fan of the Great American Scream Machine, those bigger coasters with more loops have gotten out of hand. Some kind of frighten my now 40-something self. But teenage me loved me some Scream Machine, the height of my roller coaster love.

I don’t know whether she made the white power sign intentionally or not, but she definitely looks like the kind of lady who would dunk chicken tenders in cola.

Actually, I’d make a not-being-traded to the Cardinals joke, but I’ll going to take the high road.

+1 Beltre

2017 UW Huskies laugh at that schedule.

EXACTLY.

But have you ever put that shit on, actual, shit?

Hard to believe a desperate man at the end of his rope would bet money on a Super Bowl outcome

Thank you for referencing Faxanadu.

I never minded the RNG aspect of it. To be honest, I benefited from it as much as it hurt me. And I’m sure you did too. It was the Jade idols that pushed me out. I couldn’t take it anymore. Actually playing that deck was boring to me, and I couldn’t stand to go against it 4 games out of 5.

This bothers me. If we as society are going to sue anytime somebody fails to provide a safe space, we’re going to end up in a super-max community.

model for NFL sustainability is to convert 70 acres of poisoned wasteland almost directly across the street from the county jail and a Maxwell House coffee factory

By the sounds of it, those legs didn’t stay crossed for long.

I can’t stop laughing over the fact that he’s a world leader and needed to include his birthyear in his Twitter handle.

Look on the bright side, Saints fans, at least this highlight went to a team with a winning record, unlike the Beastquake.

But jambalaya is so much more fun to say.

Wider is better. Mahalo.

Sure, they called it a Raptor. But that don’t mean it could land.

This here is why Denver will always have a special place in my heart.

To 12 year-olds? No, the worm was not popular to tweeners before Fortnite.