I love this game so much, but damn does it get hard once you get to the 40th island or so.

You just know the police were upset with the shade of paint. They so wanted to bust out the, “Looks like we caught you red-handed,” line.

Yeah. This (minus the Reddit. No, thanks). 

“Boy, when things aren’t going his way Cam has the worst body language”

If the green zone shrank with the ball carrier (like a power meter draining) then it would be more useful, though that would obviously be more distracting too.

Though I agree with you somewhat, I would’t say it’s a loan, but rather an installment plan. There’s no interest being charged and you get to keep the system afterward. Ideally, people would save and purchase it outright -- that’s in their best interest as a general habit -- but I honestly don’t see a problem with…

Setting aside discounted Xbox Live memberships for a moment, the total value of the 2 year proposition is $860. The total cost of 24x$35 = $840.

I was working as a contractor on-site at Shiny during the runup to the launch of “Enter the Matrix” and still vividly remember one of the devs coming over to my desk at about 1 am, looking like he just watched his dog die. He looked at me and said, “Just be honest. Is it any good at all?”

Despite his name, that clip is the first time I’ve found him entertaining.

Anyone who bought Papa John’s once and willingly returned for more isn’t any better than the guy they’re complaining about.

I honestly thought the Shamy wedding was the final episode. I didn’t even know it was still on the air.

Of course I have a USB mini, but how does that help me while I’m playing a game? It’s not like it would charge the Duracells. Or are you suggesting I sit 18" from a 65" television?

I have barely touched my Xbox One in 2 years, but got to playing it with Shenmue this week and just last night the batteries in my controller died. I had forgotten that was even a thing and instinctively went to connect it to a USB-C cable ala Switch Pro Controller, only to be sent on a hunt for AA batteries at…

This needs more stars. May morning send your star skyward.

Norm knows what he speaks. We saw the Yakult Swallows at home against the Giants. Easy to get tickets at the gate and the Swallows fans have an interesting umbrella dance/song they perform whenever a Swallow scores.

I know this is a football column, and it isn’t about me, but damn if those letters didn’t make this Mariners fan feel a hell of a lot better about the last 17 years.

Sure, I can play it on my 3DS, but I would love to get Crystal Warriors (Sega Game Gear tactical RPG) on the Switch too, especially if they added some features.

I’m in the foothills and my house smells like campfire. The article didn’t mention it, but there’s a ton of fires in British Columbia and Alberta too. A lot of the smoke inundating western WA this week was blowing in from Canada.

Agreed, between that and the “travels as well as Buddy Holly” line a week or so ago, he’s building a strong case for a Pulit... a Webby.

And, ironically, that EA can’t make MLB games. The only sport they did right.