I don’t wish bad things for a single worker or anyone dependent on them, but it’s hard to watch all these companies that work only for the next quarter’s profit, and don’t care one whit for the long term impacts of their behavior, panic at not making money for 2 weeks, and to not experience a little bit of…

What is this... commute... to work... that you speak of?

Gonna’ miss you Kristen a bunch here at the ol’ J-lop, but wish you the best of luck at your new digs at Business Hard Cider. That’s the place, right?

OK rude 

Cheers to you Kristen. I always enjoyed your writing! Good luck in your future endeavors.

Empty highways mean its a great time for the Italian Tune Up 

Trump has spent weeks sitting on his tiny hands, letting people suffer and die because he’s too chickenshit to do the job he was elected to do. Now that GM has started making ventilators of their own accord, Trump has decided it’s now safe and popular enough to pretend it was his idea all along. He’s a goddamn fucking…

Thank you for the explainer on the shady cruise industry. I am going to miss your snark and jalop knowledge. Business Outsider doesn't deserve you.

“Your manufacturer is your mother’s maiden name, your curb weight is the last 4 digits of your social security number, your horsepower is the 3 digits on the back of your credit card, and your chassis design is determined by your last three utility bills (please upload here).”

yes but that would look poor

yes but that would look poor

So, record profits... Check.

Anyone see Johnny5 here?

Is anyone else concerned about the long-term prospects of all of those wires strung over the glowing turbos?

_{Lemme fix this. lol}

‘I’ve never bought an automobile with the intention of selling it for a profit’.

Chip.  His name was Chip.  I shouldn’t know this.

nm

It really is a Ferrari experience at a quarter the price.

Nasty. Nasty, nasty question. You’re a nasty person asking nasty questions. Remember when I fixed the economy and made Apple move iPhone manufacturing to America? I’ve also put Mike Pence in charge of keeping us all safe. Overall I’m doing fantastic with macarenavirus. Kristen Lee, she’s just not nice.