The future of ballgame nacho delivery is upon us.

I think this whole fad would go away quickly if we could go back to calling them “toy helicopters” instead of drones

“It sound like these boys died of natural causes.”

I may be getting sappy in my old age (late 30s), but emotional send offs like this always make it a little dusty.

Karma is a bitch.

Its always interesting to see whether the blatant favoritism to women overrides the blatant favoritism to blacks in stories like these.

I’m one of those Cs fans who yesterday afternoon, chatting by the water cooler, threw out the “Ya know, Jae Crowder is pretty solid physically, he could give LeBron some difficulty” theory.

The Celtics should really be concerned that they just blew home court adv... Just kidding, lol and whatnot. They could play all 4 games in Boston and it wouldn’t matter. The NBA is a better place when Boston teams are getting wrecked.

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

They figured out gerrymandering, so yeah, I’ll give them credit for that.

#MakeThursdayGreatAgain

Yeah I keep thinking how we are watching someone who is insanely old and insanely stupid who has literally never had his reality not carefully rearranged by paid flunkies to conform to his screw ups and he is failing to grasp that reality while still being surrounded by insane people who want to keep him in power for…

Beyond Lincoln’s head, he’s saying this to women and men who get on a helicopter or boat in the worst weather and dive into ice-cold bodies of water to save people they’ve never met. A little perspective would be nice.

I 100% agree, but I also have to remember that something so obvious to me is not that obvious to an overwhelming portion of this country given that Trump-supporting Republicans control the White House, Senate, House of Reps, Supreme Court, 33 state governorships, and 34 state legislatures. He is a moron, but he’s the…

This one, right?

[checks actual penis]

I believe he’s used the “Fauxcahontas” verbal jab more than once already. He’s an incredible piece of garbage.

Schilling: “Sure I do, I wore my German blackshirt outfit for Halloween one year.”

The guy in the backwards cap = 87 percent of Boston. Seriously, I moved here about four years ago and saw so many guys in backwards caps I thought it was 1991 again.

The guy in the backwards cap that took a swing at a Wizards fan not looking his way confirmed every stereotype I have about grown men who wear their caps backwards.