Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

People who get to the front of the line and still don’t know what they want can go to hell. It’s a fast food place, they only serve but a couple different items. There are massive, brightly-colored menus, with pictures! That you can look at while you are in line.

he could face the scummiest, most vile opponent, who cheats to win in the most obvious ways and with outside interference, and the people will still refuse to support the Progressive Liberal.

I just found out that a not-small number of my friends have never read the book.

I wouldn’t personally go to see this because I am very well aware of my tolerance levels for physical violence, but I honestly think that if you aren’t deeply and viscerally disturbed by an onstage production of 1984, they probably aren’t doing it right.

Dreaming of the Triangle: My Tragic Third Act by Phil Jackson will be out this fall, released in trade paperback for Kristaps Porzingis

Look on the bright side, it’s not like the most powerful man in the world is a 71-year-old or anything.

Okay, but try telling that to the Gawker crowd last year when it was nothing but “YAAAAS QUEEN.” (By the way, I promise you a decent amount of people voted for Trump out of spite just because they hated people who said “YAAAAS QUEEN”)

I was at A’s Rays last weekend, when a ball landed right at the feet of a ballhawk and his weird adult balhawk son, then bounced over and came to a rest under my seat. I picked up the ball, and the ballhawks looked at me in grateful expectation, as if I was going to hand it to them. Of course, I gave it to a little…

Jesus, what an assclown.

Only exception being if it’s a HR ball, IMO. Even then, I’m probably still giving it to a kid unless it’s historic in some sense (e.g. if it’s Bautista’s 20th HR, I would take a pic with it and then give it to a kid because it’s not like I’m gonna put it in a trophy case and go look at it every day).

Hey, how about helping another guy get ungreyed? I was thinking about my dead dad....

I mean, that’s a nice thing to do. But I’m the father of a six-year-old and a three-year-old, and if a group of adult fans next to us caught a ball, I would have zero expectation that they give it to my kids.

And he posted this after he had already tweeted he got a “fathers day” ball.

It’s really, really stupid. They initially had the grays to keep out people who were flaming Jezebel comments w/ porn, but if that was the only intent, they should have immediately un-greyed anyone who made successive non-troll comments. Instead, it’s devolved into this weird two-tier commenting class system.

The rare case of snitches who don’t get stitches

I’ve heard of that guy. He had a lot of success in the Serbian league, I believe.

Not if the name of the GM is Bejron Lames

Could we get an edit on that headline and remove the word “captured”? She was a young girl, not an escaped convict or an animal that needed to be picked up somewhere. She was not captured. She was abducted. She was kidnapped and murdered.

Yet detectives state that they have “not gotten any indication that this was motivated by hate or bias.”