Fuck that antelope. I have read that giraffes can kick so hard as to decapitate a lion. That damn antelope is lucky...

When you’re so twisted horny you’ll take down any game in front of you.

Sadly, Mamic will get his half of the orange slices, too.

If you need a 35+ goalie with a bad shoulder, let me know. I’m available on a free transfer.

+2nd fl

“My name is Luka”

That whole team clearly has a checkered past.

As Luka is my favorite player, and Croatia no longer wants him, he is more than welcome to renounce the bastards and come play on my rec team during all upcoming international breaks.

I think most liberals/progressives have figured out, if it wasn’t already clear before a year ago, that there is no getting along with a significant portion of the population and that their generation is just going to have to die out, along with the toxic talk radio industry that depends on them, before we can ever…

Yeah, the “can’t we all just get along, it’s incumbent on YOU to make the change” hypocritical dipshittery (“hyposhittery”?) is kind of par for the course—and not just for conservatives, but I know quite a few liberal/progressive dispshits too—but the Twitter exchange was strong supplemental support for this…

I still think Trump refuses to invite them.

If it were me, I’d go on a tour. Go visit Jimmy Carter in Georgia; swing over to Texas to see the Bushes, go to wherever the Clintons live now and then go see the Obamas.

well, you are a better sport than the missus I guess.

My sister is single and she says no Trump supporters in her Tinder profile. Not because she wouldn’t date a Republican, but because it’s the easiest way to stave off guys who live in the suburbs.

I would stay. It’s a pretty nice job to cherry pick for rebounds and uncontested dunks while four Ray Allens take turns on the perimeter.  

Look out, Bay Area storm drains, there’s an NBA championship ring a-comin’

Just another reminder how vulnerable the powerless are when they affront the powerful, however ridiculous the circumstances (well, not ridiculous for the powerless guy who was severely beaten and now railroaded for his minor offense). Good on the jury actually for at least partially seeing through this.

you da real mgd

I’m reading “Is it now?” in Tom Hardy voice and cracking up

Kudos to Kevin Durant and I’m sincerely happy that he got his chip. I personally have no qualms with him teaming up with the Warriors to create a dynastic Monstars-type team that will tear through the league for years to come (if all goes according to plan). Hell, if I could do it too, I would in a New York minute.

The most important thing is that he had to come READY TO PLAY BASKETBALL. When the Thunder blew their own 3-1 lead to the selfsame Warriors last year, several times Durant came ready to play snooker, or worse came to play competitive e-game spectating sponsored by John Stamos Penis Cream in Game 7.