When police arrived, Mason accused them of teaching Al-Qaeda to fly planes, and said he would call the White House and have them lose their jobs.

He just skipped right past the “burn out in LA” stage.

update. after a call to the whitehouse, the white house response: “no, WE are the ones who taught al qaeda to fly planes”

“America First! Sent from my iPhone” is the dystopian motto of our times.

“when Geduev lifted Burroughs into the air and was awarded points for a takedown.”

I bet Ryan will be really impressed with himself when he reads this.

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

That’s certainly one way to keep the pack a safe distance behind you.

“Ooooh, so close...we were looking for ‘trickle in’.”

“An Idiot Abroad: The Ryan Lochte Story”

Brian Williams is down there, right? Just ask him. I’m sure he was there.

Lochte: More like Latrine America, amirite?

Scottish Olympian - “Let’s get pissed!”

Now we now why the damn pool turned green

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failed to hand the baton to English Gardner.’

BenJeahzi

It was probably some kind of breaststroking that led to his freestyle story, but the butterfly effect of telling his mother is now causing him to go into full backstroke mode.