To be fair, Lochte probably doesn’t know the difference.

This is super fucked up.

Right. I’m def. the one coming off like an idiot here. OK, bro.

investigating a crime that most likely didn’t happen

Yes.

Clearly you have never fallen on a rubberized track at speed.

Topical.

Humorous and current.

Bro, come on bro. Bro, seriously. I’m serious about this bro. AAARGAGAAAAAHHHGGGGGHHHAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!. She’s the hottest stripper yet!

“AAARGAGAAAAAHHHGGGGGHHHAAAAAAGGGHHHH” - anyone, at a party, for some reason.

If Puig keeps up this pace it shouldn’t be long before we see him in AA.

You’re an adult, who earns their own money and spends it on something you enjoy, which may actually be beneficial for you?!
UNACCEPTABLE!!!
I look forward to the Senior Week entry of HamNo just laundry listing people he hates.

Good question. Both are/were elite athletes approaching 30 and who hadn’t played baseball for roughly a decade give or take. It was said that Jordan was recruited by college programs out of high school, but Tebow apparently had legitimate draft interest from Major League teams as well.

SCHEFTER: TIM TEBOW IS TRANSITIONING

Seems like this workout he’s holding for scouts could be the abortion we were hoping for all along.

I preemptively feel bad for whoever his cutoff man will be.

Du Li noted.

You’re kinda being deliberately obtuse here. Asking for ID in order to provide a fundamental right, when you know that older people, poor people, and minorities are less likely to have the required ID is ageist, classist, and racist. Checking ID before entering a private club is a different thing, and you know it’s a…

Well if we don’t get to watch the big Turkey-Morocco fight what’s even the fucking point of having the Olympics?

It’s good to get the black eye of the event out of the way early! The rest of Rio 2016 should be smooth sailing from here!