This comment section reads like a modern version of A Cosmopolite in a Cafe.

I think I remember Kirk Cousins performing a similar protest in the middle of the Eagles game last year.

Some guys have all the luck.

The caller said he hoped the Redskins would give him merchandise, and I'm sure they did. I just wonder if it was any more than 5% off regular retail prices.

Judging by the cover, I would think this is a handbook handed out by Dan Snyder to team personnel on how to properly defend and rationalize the name ‘Redskins’ and the team’s general inadequacy.

/reads headline

edit: beaten to it.

Now the Mexicans know how my friends feel.

QUICK...BUILD THE FUCKING WALL!

I do not enjoy Hamilton Nolan’s hot takes and I wish he had been transferred to any other former Gawker-affiliated blog. In the future I will skip over his posts and/or become less likely to read DS for fear of seeing them.

Counterpoint: No.

If you’re the type of person who plays Bucs vs. Broncos in Philadelphia, maybe the game isn’t the only thing with a glitch.

Maybe it was for liking your own posts.

edit: account now greyed? because of some snarky teasing?

Here’s the thing, though. Peter Thiel is going to keep paying opposing batters to hit the ball to that exact spot.

C’mon Derrick, everybody knows you gotta go Daredevil on that shit.

“Consider yourself lucky, bud.”

That's just the salmon on that tossed salad.

Umm, I’m pretty sure that’s called Brown Eye.