Wacky and El Señor Detestable on 590, The Sports Holocaust.

I’d say this is a shit show, but the aquatic events haven’t started yet.

It’s actually the exact same protocol and the NFL is just counting on the players not being able to remember it.

Another piece of American exceptionalism ruined by the Trans-Pacific Partnership.

If Deadspin’s gonna report on Spanish-language stories, it’d be cool if you guys had someone on staff who can speak the language instead of using Google Translate and secondhand accounts. It’s come up before in soccer articles, but this is an especially weird example. It’s not like this is a bad article or anything,…

• I believe the defending NBA champs should wear championship belts to every game.
  

That’s the joke.

Unless that was the intention. Google Translate is terrible, and his post is about what most translations come out as, at best.

Was this comment run through Google Translate?

I think that through the translation of this translator Google is a very loose form of reporting. you do not have someone on staff who can speak Spanish? I can not even understand that the “sabotage “ comes in?

Fun fact about the Deadspin staff: It is a colonial organism made up of many super super small things called morons.

How noble. You’re a person of great principle.

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How come all the guys named “Goddamn” are stuck sitting in the upper deck? And why are their surnames always space-related?

*Screaming live on watchESPN

Man, I didn’t realize that “Same Old Lions” was a worldwide phenomenon not limited to Michigan.

It doesn’t make sense that they wouldn’t have a 2nd person look at that play before moving on. I can’t believe they didn’t double Czech.

Flash mobs and parties are pranks?

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.