*Screaming live on watchESPN

Man, I didn’t realize that “Same Old Lions” was a worldwide phenomenon not limited to Michigan.

It doesn’t make sense that they wouldn’t have a 2nd person look at that play before moving on. I can’t believe they didn’t double Czech.

Flash mobs and parties are pranks?

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

Damn. These Crying Jordan photoshops are getting really good.

Yes, but will they request that the delegation be punished?

Brady’s first game will be in Week 5 against the Cleveland Browns.

I was kind of surprised that Tebow successfully passed on the opportunity, but hearing Manafort talk about it, Tebow had the luxury of going against a completely unprepared defense.

Impressive and congrats! If I can find my energy and passion for my work again, that could help me tremendously (and may help salvage my business). Meanwhile I think I’m going to do what I’ve done on the few nights a week that I was “good” by not drinking, which is going to bed at 7 PM with a scifi book and some…

Thanks. I hope I can. Far and away not the first time I’ve tried, but I’ve got to do it. I have to make it stick.

I’m sitting here hungover, and this popped up in my FB feed. I’m looking at having to close my business that I’ve had for nearly 10 years and while I’ve blamed everyone else possible for why I have screwed it up, it’s me. And beer. And I know it. I too have left myself “drunk me” messages to “sober me” (in my notes on…

I don’t think Mitt Rmoney had 4 of his sons speak, though, to be fair, his grandchildren did make up 47% of the audience.

Fuck you guys, Tebow is perfect for this- who else will prep Trump for a <50% rating in the fall?

This is curious to me. I would have thought they’d need a retractable dome to facilitate Ascension.

I guess Trump didn’t want to have the lowest rating in the room.

“And lots of massages,” she said. “In the groin era.”

So it's a preview of the presidential debates.

Unless the Pokemon you’re looking for is Stinkypuss!

If you would have told the average New Yorker how many rats died on 9.11, that person would have voted bin Laden for Mayor.