“Those sell-by dates are mostly bullshit.”

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

I haven’t seen someone this fucked over by TOS since Aaron Swartz

[Refreshes New York Post webpage every 3 seconds]

Press F to Pay Respects

I shamed a heckler once, but it was at the urinal at Arby's.

saddddddd

Interesting that the Redskins and Braves both have reservations about other people taking what’s their’s.

It’ll be interesting to see how regulations adapt to things like this once de_dust settles.

If he wanted to use an app to get access to balls, shouldn’t he have used Grindr?

I got 11 balls today

Exactly...like I’m very confused as to how this pick up game was as racially diverse as it appears.

“I’ll bet you 10 large that guy is not the real Jordan.”

My favorite part is where he hit the ball really well.

Sure, he may have 9000 balls but it seems may be missing one or two where it counts....

Since swimmers generally shave their entire bodies, after Phelps shaves his junk, do you think he looks down and thinks, “That’s a gold medal Brazilian.”

Skip 27 years into the future

Whenever they cut to NYCFC fans at home games it’s usually either just little kids dabbing FRANTICALLY or yelling at Pirlo to play defense so this really isn’t anything new.

England sees your slow clap and raises you slow, ponderous attack devoid of ideas.