Will we reach peak take before we reach peak oil?

I think about LeBron in the opposite way that I think you mentioned you thought of Ali - that Ali was, from a pure skill standpoint, not the best boxer, but on a larger scope, was almost universally regarded as the “greatest.” I still view Jordan as the greatest (for now anyway) in that he influenced an entire…

I don’t think he’s there yet. I think he needs to win one more to be close, two more to be reaaaaally close, two more in a row to be super duper close, and if he wins the next 3 in a row forget it, conversation over, he’s definitely the best of all time.

Meanwhile, Steph Curry is showing off whatever is your dad’s new favorite brand of tissue. So absorbent, so bland.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Nope. He became the first player to have the most points, rebounds, assists, blocks, and steals for either team in an NBA Playoffs series. And for Skip’s tweet, here are the stats for LeBron and Kyrie for the last four games of the series:

“ANYONE who doubted office chair spinning being introduced as an Olympic sport at Pyongyang 2028 will surely have much to answer for now. Not that they’ll mind with this level of excitement.”

Spinning in office chair while imagining 75,000 people screaming and a British announcer yelling “look at this man go for it with abandon!”

I AM SORRY FOR BEING HOT TAKEY

I’m so embarresed I’m actually one of those guys who has no soccer friends and now I’ve tainted my only soccer friend base.

In a literal fight between a bunch of warriors and a bunch of baby cows, who would win? Don’t be so quick to say the group of warriors would do it. The Rock has some pretty big calves. And sometimes, a calf will bite you. Also, why won’t this headache go away? And why does it smell like burning feathers?

If LeBron lost his shit and threw his mouthpiece at a fan while leaving a Finals elimination game, he’d be crucified for it for the next decade or more.

This is “text book” Joe Hart

Food Network requests to have their name removed from this abomination.

Today in Alternate Future History:

J.R. was reportedly worried about the civil suit until his lawyer told him it was a real long shot.

Thank God. I misread that title as:

“You want a pizza me? I artichoke you for what you just said.”

EDIT: Stupid Kinja moron here. I try to edit to fix a mistake and it ends up double posting. Ugh.

Butthurt (adj.) - An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult.