Do Baseballs Dream of Leather Sheep?

Here’s hoping Stanton plugs the holes in his swing

Well, there goes 9,999 hours of Kinja commenting right out the window.

Awkward is my middle name.

Barry’s got him there....he called him a smart guy, but like, sarcastically.

Maybe instead of guessing that a lot of 4-1 series have their lone loss in game 3 you should actually look up the numbers?

Get out of my head.

/sees headline

Least he didn’t check the oil. That type of full service costs more.

‘This is handball’

Brilliant. Give that man a medal.

This is why he was one of the most electrifying center fielders in the game.

A football man doesn’t have time to learn names.

Unhappy Nick Foles is skipping Rams OTAs. Can you blame an American for being mad when someone comes in and takes his job? Sad!

When told Foles was skipping the OTAs, Jeff Fisher stared blankly and said, "Who?"

Lots of people are dismissing these as average for the game and then linking their own relatively poor shots (or those of other people). Yes the game is pretty by default, but a lot of people quite simply don’t understand proper composition and it shows in comparison to when a good photographer does it.

Yours isn’t a good photo though. The game is pretty, but the ‘photo’ is bad. Anyone can make the game look pretty but there’s definitely a difference in the level of composition between the layman and the people who know what they’re doing.

Brown: And here are the “Lexus Keys to the Game.”

I like how visibly uncomfortable and nervous his partner was while sitting shotgun as he went on this long winded rant. Obviously not as uncomfortable and nervous as he’d be while riding shotgun with Tony LaRussa, but still.

All these Mexican lefties, no wonder Democrats want to pass immigration reform.

Fetty WARP