Dang. I bet he never saw that coming.
Alternatively, I look forward to Machado being fined $25,000 by the NBA League Office.
Crap, my milkshake was out there. I hope the boys are okay.
“Wow, maybe James Dolan isn’t so bad after all!”
Man at control panel wearing headset: Sir, it’s the advanced stats, they’re redlining.
Endogenouseshock is on one right now.
Impressively literate for a horse, Nyquist does make mistakes. For instance, he later Tweeted, “You’re rubber, I’m glue.”
The way a crow/ shook down on me/ the dust of snow/ from a hemlock tree/ has given my heart/ a change of mood/ and saved some part/ lol @ Drake
“Injury report: We can’t say who, but a member of the Bills’ coaching staff just put his foot in his mouth. ”
His families must be so proud of him.
In Draymond’s defense, Adams had absconded with his purse, and he didn’t know him.
Now I understand why Draymond doesn’t like playing Denver. He hates the Nuggets!
In the year 2184, when Tom Brady’s head is thawed from cryostasis to testify against Robo-Goodell in Moon Court
Draymond Green Might Be Screwed
Talk about a punch in the face to Rangers fans.
They’re not saying “Booo” they’re saying “Your failures are now microcosms of our own miserable existences; come join us in our self-loathing, slow march to our TOOOOOOMBS!”
Evgeni Malkin: [tries to lick Toad]
True, but I see that I have something in common with the owner when it comes to this team.