Never mind that you’re rewarded for putting your balls in play, but playing with your balls is frowned upon.

You can also put a ball in a hoop, and a hoop on your balls. You can stick your balls in a pocket or hit your balls with a stick, but you can’t stick a pocket on your balls, because then there wouldn’t be anywhere to park your balls, you see.

Not only that but you can walk in a run, sit on a runway, and runway in a baseball sports

So, just to be clear....you can walk in a run, drive in a parkway, and park in a driveway.

The women have also been described as a pro-choice dream team that wins by rejecting the alley oops.

I mean.. you can always try animating while holding down a job and working this as a side project.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

I promise this the last time I’ll bring up the historically dumb article you wrote, after a whopping one game of the playoffs, that the Heat were the most dangerous team in the East and would most likely beat Cleveland, who you said lpoked very vulnerable. Boy...that sure was dumb.

Get your swords....

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“I don’t even like the water.”

R.I.P City

Paul Allen made that same face after seeing the first prototype for the Zune.

Paul Allen looked like they found a dead hooker on his yacht.

Left-right, web-TV, USA-Canada, college-retirement, GM LLC authors-commenters, in common to all of these is "anger sells."

“When in doubt, side with a convicted child molester” seems like a solid policy

JoePa has always had a problem with incidental contact

Open letter to James Dolan: