A quarterback has no name.

Just keep him away from North Carolina.

/read headline

Welp, I’m done for the day. Really well done.

Thunder Alley is what Bartolo Colon calls the bathroom after dinner.

My preference is to announce it in the first person, but to each their own.

What a muppet.

Alternatively, I look forward to Machado being fined $25,000 by the NBA League Office.

“What’s the point of observing a moment of silence for destroyed balls?”

Joe Lacob is on two or three now isn’t he? SMDH

I mean TOOL writes songs about how shitty their fans are, and they pretty obviously DESPISE them/us/everyone

goddamnit +1

Ok fine- but is the horse on one?!

The way a crow/ shook down on me/ the dust of snow/ from a hemlock tree/ has given my heart/ a change of mood/ and saved some part/ lol @ Drake

They sure are. Lebron is as well (or was!) according to this site. Good thing they um...aren’t....you know...on two or something....

Crazy? CRAZY? THAT IS FUCKING INSANE. STOP PLEASE. JUST STOP. BECAUSE I NEED TO SIT DOWN AND REEVALUATE MY EXISTENCE IN THE UNIVERSE AS MY TENUOUS GRASP ON REALITY HAS JUST SLIPPED AWAY INTO THE VOID

Aw, nuts!

Ballghazi again? Draymond Green is going to get a kick out of this one.

The premises for Addams Family fan fiction are really weird

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