True, but I see that I have something in common with the owner when it comes to this team.

“Scrap the pass protection scheme and start over,”

Not only that but you can walk in a run, sit on a runway, and runway in a baseball sports

“If it’s in the right spot, it’s going in.”

HEY...HEY GUYS...I KNOW SOMETHING THAT WILL PUT HIM TO SLEEP

The new season of Attack on Titan looks like shit

+1 meta

“Big fucking deal. I used to call that a good Tuesday.”

Mission accomplished

I completely relate. I had the same face last night when the curry stepped on my bowels.

rhythmic slamming sounds

Saw “...Thought They Got Screwed on Joe Pa-” and thought it was going a completely different direction.

Somewhere Ernie Johnson is furiously taking notes for his Barkley intervention plan.

The difference between a Bird’s voice and a Vogel’s voice, of course, being some of the guttural exclamations.

Also known as “my teenage complexion”.

Sad!

+1 whipping off the tie after work

/entire group of Deadspin commenters pass out from sudden blood loss to the brain