wish I could give more stars

Don’t forget this one:

CP, even if it was driving, what are you trying to do graverobbah? kill me?!?!

If this is the chicken tax of the sea, would that make it the tuna tax?

Oh sneaky Sergio..

To bad he’s not around. I have a few more car companies for him to invest in.

Worth more than 10 shares of FCA.

People have a right to protest. That is the bloody essence of America.

Which can be countered with: “That Constitution you claim to uphold? Yeah, you can’t really pick and choose which parts of it you respect. This really is one of those “all or nothing” deals and if you fire me for exercising my 1st amendment rights, I’m going to sue your ass.” That’s the American way. And I hope to…

Someone else said it much better than I.

The only counterpoint worth saying, then, is simple and vulgar: Richard Petty, go fuck yourself.

Also, the driver on the right is having way more fun.

THIS.

I think modern cars are too fast and powerful for 99% of what most people do.

“German Quality” - It’s a warning.

As an extreme zealot of the Church of Jalopnik I prostrate myself extremely and recount the Ten Car-mandments from last week:

That’s why as an adult, you shouldn’t actively steal someone else’s job.

Shits gotta get fixed and everybody needs to eat

With an upper crust British accent.

Church vans are that big because of all the casual prejudice they need to put in them.