I really want that Coca Cola Game Gear. And at least one variant of the Dreamcast. It doesn’t have to be the Hello Kitty one... but I wouldn’t turn it down if it fell in my lap either.

Twenty-five thousand dollary-doos?

Your Ferrari F430 looks somewhat better than this Ferrari Testarossa.

Five pacers would allow for a lot of options; convert one to a rock crawler, another to a LeMons racer, the third into a pickup, and keep the fourth pristine as a daily driver. That leaves one as a parts-car. Less than 5 grand to satisfy all your vehicular needs seems like a bargain.

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Hey, Hey, Hey, settle down! You can’t just go out and buy five AMCs at once. You’ve got to.....

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Just like in many aspects of life (eating, college “dating”, car collecting, etc.) it’s all about quantity, not quality. Am I right?

so they were bought back because VW failed to make them properly

VW: Please hold a massive demolition derby in your massive ass parking lot. Auction off every car there to bidders for the chance to fuck up perfectly fine cars.

Boat-Truck?

They like project cars. How about a project boat?

Congratulations, Mr. CitronC, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a VW Jetta which the lovely Kay Perry will deliver after she close the gate.

I think it was a guy filming a screen playing the security footage with his phone

What in the hell are you talking about? This passed the house unanimously.

Nope. No spelling mistakes, actual sentence structure (for the most part), only 1 exclamation point. And its over 140 characters, Trump would have gotten distracted before writing all that...

Such an insightful comment! “epic failure Obama”....would you like to cite some “epic successes” in recent history so we’d have a better understanding of the metrics you’re judging by?

OMG! Like Obama sat down (with his famous pen), and wrote these guidelines. Even the headline of this blog credits Obama with writing the guidelines ... You people are something else. Probably some of the densest commentors on the internet, and the most child-like star-struck groupies when it comes to the epic failure…

If you would like me to accentuate; President Donald Trump’s administration is pushing to have a piece of legislation, that was approved during President Barack Obama’s time in office, overhauled. The revamped legislation can allow for less oversight, and more corners cut promising more compromising products for…

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