Wait till you read the mean things Jason said about the Oldsmobile Alero! YOu will be positively livid!

And really, those bench seats are great for a young guy. You can have your girl sit right next to you and you can fondle her right breast while you drive. ;)

Why do women insist on asking questions to which they know they are unlikely to like the answer?

Does carfax [or the like, or some other source…] indicate if a vehicle was ever registered in Mexico? Or imported from there?

“CarFax is just liberal-biased fake news!”

When America sends its cars, they do not send the best. They are not sending this. They are not sending that. They are sending cars that have lots of problems, and they are bringing those problems with us. They are bringing flood damage. They are bringing frame damage. They are salvage title. And some, I presume, are…

“I’ve told you a thousand times - butt first, then put on your shoe booties, THEN feet in the footwell. Makes me wonder why I even call you ‘mother’ anymore...”

Why spend $50K to be stranded when you can be stranded for only $5K?

B-b-b-but it was just a “heated gaming moment.”

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

Maybe learn the obvious lesson here and let go of the idea that you’re here to correct the internet.

God she’s beautiful.

Thank you. This just made my shitty afternoon a lot less shitty. COTD!

Car owners will be shocked to find out what this device does!

The one trick oil companies don’t want you knowing about!

Whatever it is I’m sure the fuel companies hate it.

What cash? You mean this $368 he had? I can’t imagine what happened to all $268 of it. I mean really, are you even sure he had $168 in the car? There’s absolutely no proof...  

Absolute insanity. It wouldn’t happen in CA, that’s for sure, and now that it’s legal here they wouldn’t have been able to cite him for anything (other than a possible traffic violation).

“Between my divorce and my house being robbed 10 years ago”

What an idiot, everyone knows you switch gears by removing the system32 folder...