As an extreme zealot of the Church of Jalopnik I prostrate myself extremely and recount the Ten Car-mandments from last week:

That’s why as an adult, you shouldn’t actively steal someone else’s job.

Shits gotta get fixed and everybody needs to eat

With an upper crust British accent.

Church vans are that big because of all the casual prejudice they need to put in them.

I really want that Coca Cola Game Gear. And at least one variant of the Dreamcast. It doesn’t have to be the Hello Kitty one... but I wouldn’t turn it down if it fell in my lap either.

Twenty-five thousand dollary-doos?

Your Ferrari F430 looks somewhat better than this Ferrari Testarossa.

Five pacers would allow for a lot of options; convert one to a rock crawler, another to a LeMons racer, the third into a pickup, and keep the fourth pristine as a daily driver. That leaves one as a parts-car. Less than 5 grand to satisfy all your vehicular needs seems like a bargain.

5

Hey, Hey, Hey, settle down! You can’t just go out and buy five AMCs at once. You’ve got to.....

WAYNES WORLD PARTY TIME EXCELLENT

Just like in many aspects of life (eating, college “dating”, car collecting, etc.) it’s all about quantity, not quality. Am I right?

so they were bought back because VW failed to make them properly

VW: Please hold a massive demolition derby in your massive ass parking lot. Auction off every car there to bidders for the chance to fuck up perfectly fine cars.

Boat-Truck?

They like project cars. How about a project boat?

I stopped watching Enterprise after the 1st season. Watched it on Netflix only last year and damn, that 4th season was some good TV. Too bad they lost the audience long before that.

Not a lot of people would proudly display their failures.