Congratulations, Mr. CitronC, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a VW Jetta which the lovely Kay Perry will deliver after she close the gate.

I think it was a guy filming a screen playing the security footage with his phone

What in the hell are you talking about? This passed the house unanimously.

Nope. No spelling mistakes, actual sentence structure (for the most part), only 1 exclamation point. And its over 140 characters, Trump would have gotten distracted before writing all that...

Such an insightful comment! “epic failure Obama”....would you like to cite some “epic successes” in recent history so we’d have a better understanding of the metrics you’re judging by?

OMG! Like Obama sat down (with his famous pen), and wrote these guidelines. Even the headline of this blog credits Obama with writing the guidelines ... You people are something else. Probably some of the densest commentors on the internet, and the most child-like star-struck groupies when it comes to the epic failure…

If you would like me to accentuate; President Donald Trump’s administration is pushing to have a piece of legislation, that was approved during President Barack Obama’s time in office, overhauled. The revamped legislation can allow for less oversight, and more corners cut promising more compromising products for…

The next report will be titled “Autonomous Mustangs - A Pedestrian’s Best Friend”

Wait till you read the mean things Jason said about the Oldsmobile Alero! YOu will be positively livid!

And really, those bench seats are great for a young guy. You can have your girl sit right next to you and you can fondle her right breast while you drive. ;)

Why do women insist on asking questions to which they know they are unlikely to like the answer?

Does carfax [or the like, or some other source…] indicate if a vehicle was ever registered in Mexico? Or imported from there?

“CarFax is just liberal-biased fake news!”

When America sends its cars, they do not send the best. They are not sending this. They are not sending that. They are sending cars that have lots of problems, and they are bringing those problems with us. They are bringing flood damage. They are bringing frame damage. They are salvage title. And some, I presume, are…

“I’ve told you a thousand times - butt first, then put on your shoe booties, THEN feet in the footwell. Makes me wonder why I even call you ‘mother’ anymore...”

Why spend $50K to be stranded when you can be stranded for only $5K?

B-b-b-but it was just a “heated gaming moment.”

Meanwhile, across the street, the BMW folks are hopeful that they’ll be able to squeeze in a second car.

Maybe learn the obvious lesson here and let go of the idea that you’re here to correct the internet.

What an idiot, everyone knows you switch gears by removing the system32 folder...