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I’m gonnanotmakeitohmahgawditburns!!!!

That lead image sure shows why “micro”bursts are deadly to airplanes...flying along in the downpour with a headwind (so ya got lift) and - shazaam! - suddenly have a tailwind that causes you to lose lift and fall out of the sky.

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At least they didn’t exaggerate the steepness

STARTING AT $24,999.

I see you aren’t bearing gifts of semi naked women. This is going on your permanent record.

Similar things have always gone on in states regarding curriculum. I graduated high school in NC in 1988. In all the history classes I ever had, I never saw the diagram of how slaves were jammed into ships or how they were often thrown overboard until I was in my mid 20s. I was told plenty of times that most slave

The south is willfully ignorant, and they want their kids to be ignorant as well. After all, you can’t have your kids challenging your beliefs at the dinner table, can you?

Someone make a damn hybrid electric/gas RV already. Solar panels all on the roof. A bank of batteries under the floor. An RV that gets 40mpg and could go off grid for a week. Take my fucking money.

So that is where the 710 fluid goes.......

My daddy taught me how to drive a stick when I was five. He took me out to the lake, threw me in.....oh no, wait. That was swimming. It was actually pretty easy once I got out of the burlap sack.

Sense speed by clutch smell!

I want Jay’s garage, and I want Adam Savage to organize it.

“ a 1932 Harley-Davidson stationery generator”

That’s lovely.

But sometimes the Cruella DeVille proportions (Daimler in this case) just look so right.

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes!

Believe me, she and I already know all about swings that can hold her.

DON’T LOOK AT ME! WATCH WHAT YOU’RE DOING!

“Its gonna be a long year......”

I think Trump has 3 demographics behind him; angry old white guys, people who hate politicians and guys like me who thing the whole thing is the funniest joke they've heard in a long time.