What the fuck! You can’t cross species like that. The laws of nature are there for a reason, Russia. They’re there for a reason.

Well, when a car skids, you have to apply the right amount of opposite Polak.

The Infinity QX56. I don’t know exactly where, but the whole thing just looks like it’s not supposed to fit together.

“The main reason you’d want discs is for heat dissipation in towing. Tacomas don’t do much towing, but they do sand and off-road driving. Having drums prevents your rear brakes from getting screwed up by sand and rocks is cheaper,” in a paraphrased version of what their spokesman said.

To be fair, $100 a month really isn’t even minimum wage.

2nd Gear:

Is that administered orally or do you apply it directly to your putin?

I was disappointed to find that this isn't an article about a baby picking up a controller and playing fallout 3

I took that first one to send to my doctor, to find out if I had a problem. I don’t know how it got on the internet.

FTFY.

We had to move because of loud pipes.

Oversized windscreen.

Everytime I hear an obnoxiously loud Harley drive by I involuntarily hear “FAAAAAAAG!” in my head. Thanks South Park!

The hairy, tattooed, badly tanned and leather and jeans wearing one sitting on the seat of the bike.

Pretty sure that's the turbo.

Raise your hand if you consider yourself well-versed in cars, but had never even heard of this.