reminds me of the steerage scene from Titanic lol. It’s good to know that somewhere out in the world there’s a group of catholic school boys making the world a better place and not wearing racist hats yelling at veterans.

Probably because no one thought to put “carrying a horrifyingly visible firearm while yelling at kids” on the books.

to be fair, any reshoot of the last jedi from me would skip the heavy handed battle of hoth references

to be fair, any reshoot of the last jedi from me would skip the heavy handed battle of hoth references

I mean, some of those are less than fair, Starbucks for example didn’t have to shut down for a day for company wide sensitivity training. And they weren’t angling to get people in stores, they were making a call to action to volunteer in the community.

does that exposed chain/driveshaft combo make anyone else nervous? looks like it runs past exactly where you’re supposed to put your foot.

Those guys are surprisingly wholesome! “The guard said I had to wait here” “Hold on, I’m gonna go and open the gate for you...”

is the trump 2020 campaign slogan “keep america great”? Did we just find out what trump meant by “make america great again”? Do we have to elect any old white racist to be president, or do they have to be republican to be great?

Yeah, but it’s super easy to make yourself a vodka enema and protein bar. A salad takes work and the forearm definition to shred lettuce.

their unions to sue the Trump administration for violating the Fair Labor Standards Act and the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution, which prohibits slavery.

It’s a bmw with toyota badges. It will probably perform better than the z4 because it will be stiffer, and it looks waaaay better than the z4 because bmw didn’t style it (bmw shouldn’t be allowed to style anything), but it’s a bmw.

Say that again when ronda rousey is coming for you. Bill Burr has an excellent bit about “not hitting women” as a man. Like clearly you shouldn’t hit your wife if she burned the roast, but are you allowed to hit her when you’ve come home and she’s drowned 2 of your children and working on the third? As my mom would…

I remember going to a computer fair with my dad once. there’s really not a good comparison short of wandering around a microcenter or something. truly unique lost spaces.

I’m shocked no one suggested a nissan s-cargo. I thought that was jalopnik’s answer to everything.

most of it is utter nonsense, like the fake hand grenade in that image. or throwing stars, the least effective weapon ever.

Hey, at least we’ll stop the menace of cheap illegal labor stealing all our jobs working at Trump golf courses once we get that wall set up.

yea, but it’s a bunch of high school students, you could hand write that shit while sitting in the back of english class or whatever.

right? microsoft and sony have gaming divisions which are damn dedicated to their craft. Heck, I’d be inclined to agree that only microsoft “gets gaming” just on the merits of Major Nelson.

Complementarity works because in relationships with men, we can be soft, tender, and the more delicate vessel. We can stand under their protection and follow their leadership.

he was over correcting because he swerved so aggressively to avoid the strips. The damage to the tires didn’t cause him to crash, the highspeed swerve did.

I just don’t understand how literally poisoning people with dangerously contaminated city water is even a political issue you can be on the other side of. I’d like to think that the proper response should be the disgraceful resignation of whoever was in charge of this scandal, a few prison sentences to those…